i wonder how many tries it took for patrick to break that guitar and record
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
Dobby is still dead.
The only two reactions to this realization.